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butlerkobold:

xeansicemane:

One of the turns of phrase I am most proud of is “Hideo Kojima is clearly a staunch feminist, but he also has no idea what a woman is”.

“A woman is a kind of deer I saw emerge from the forest on a moonlit misty night. I will give her a sweet bass guitar.”

-Hideo Kojima

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

mmmm you know how in the franking stein novel victor dies so thee monster just kills himself. except. thee monster literally had all of vicky’s notes and shit. theoretically, he knew what the ‘’’cure’’’ to death was. wouldn’t it have been so so so sexy conceptually if after victor finally experienced the sweet escape of death, hoping it’ll bring him back to his loved ones, only for thee monster to bring him right back?

Mr Guillermo Del Toro hear my plea

mortimermcmirestinks:

serialexperimentsdilbert-deacti:

dr who is so crazy imagine your species goes extinct except for two theater kids who call themselves The Orthodontist and the Administrator and they just go around causing problems and destroying your entire culture’s reputation

did you hear about the ancient race of enchanted elves? they fell into the darkness of their own hubris. anyway that over there is the two survivors, Wiz and da Boss, who are only taking breaks from kicking each other in the nuts to make out

skarchomp:

lesbian sleepover porn movie pillow fight scene but it has the same fight choreography as a john wick movie

yes-sica:

team0player0:

shock:

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

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This one?